Seattle, WA ▾

Bio Jesus

Typical Effects

Happy
Happy
Hungry
Hungry
Relaxed
Relaxed

Common Usage

Insomnia
Insomnia
Nausea
Nausea
Depressed
Depressed

About Bio Jesus

Bio Jesus is an evenly balanced hybrid strain that hails from the Diesel family, though its exact genetics are subject to a lot of speculation. While its appearance is similar to fan favorite Gumbo, its aromas closely resemble that of Bio-Diesel, its more widely known half-brother. Denver Relief Farms was the first to breed this lovely strain but has since passed on the honor to Remedy.

This holy strain boasts an insane average THC level of 28% or more. Some tests have bottomed out at 25% which is still astronomical. This guarantees users a solid, heady high that will have you relaxed, bordering feeling out of it. These light green, sharply scented buds are covered in furry orange hairs and crystallized trichomes, and give off a strong piney flavor and intense diesel flavors. Even with a vaporizer, some say the flavors are too sharp and somewhat unpleasant.

As with many Diesel bred offspring, the high can be a little bit overwhelming for new or novice users. While it is cerebral in nature, it quickly becomes body numbing and tingly, leaving users ready for sleep only a short time into the high. For those with a higher tolerance, you can still expect a pretty strong couch lock and dumbfounded feeling in the mind. This strain has a tendency to become introspective pretty quickly, so if you have a lot on your mind, now's the time to think it out.

The medical community loves this strain for its ability to stave off the pain, muscle spasms, cramps, insomnia, and other ailments that respond well to sedatives. Additionally, it is great for those who suffer from mental illness or mood disorders such as depression, stress, bipolar, PTSD, and anxiety. Some users say that the strength of this strain becomes overwhelming and therefore agitating previously existing symptoms, so be cautious and exercise your limits. This strain is also ideal for making butter, tinctures, and oils.

Growing Bio Jesus is an intermediate to advanced endeavor, so be sure you’ve had a few plants under your belt before attempting this one. Because of this you want to keep all of your conditions as ideal as possible, as she is susceptible to heat damage and some fungi. The flowering time on this plant is between 8 to 10 weeks and will give an average to above average yield depending on indoor or outdoor cultivation. For outdoor growers, expect a late September to early October harvest.

Bio Jesus is best enjoyed at night with a vaporizer as even the most seasoned lungs have a tendency to choke on its harsh smoke. After a long day of work, who doesn't love a little night bake to wind them down and get them ready for a full night of sleep? If you can get your hands on this increasingly rare bud, it will do exactly that for you.


Common Usage

Insomnia6/10

Nausea4/10

Depressed2/10

Pain10/10

Typical Effects

Happy6/10

Hungry4/10

Relaxed10/10

Sleepy2/10

Euphoric8/10

THC Content

Highest Test30%

Strain Average27.5%

Hybrid Average13%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


Recent Customer Reviews

Similar Strains

Green Crack
Green Crack
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(49
Reviews)
Gorilla Glue #4
Gorilla Glue #4
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(27
Reviews)
Trainwreck
Trainwreck
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(11
Reviews)
Skywalker
Skywalker
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(7
Reviews)
Godfather OG
Godfather OG
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
View more strains

Sativa Strains

Vortex
Vortex
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
Tangerine Sunrise
Tangerine Sunrise
No Reviews Yet
Bubbleberry
Bubbleberry
No Reviews Yet
Hawaiian Haze
Hawaiian Haze
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
View more strains

Indica Strains

Starbud
Starbud
No Reviews Yet
Dr. Quantum
Dr. Quantum
No Reviews Yet
Purple Princess
Purple Princess
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
Millennium
Millennium
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
Blueberry
Blueberry
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(9
Reviews)
View more strains

Hybrid Strains

Dream Girl
Dream Girl
No Reviews Yet
Gooberry
Gooberry
No Reviews Yet
Lady Liberty
Lady Liberty
No Reviews Yet
Night Train
Night Train
Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)
Purple Goo
Purple Goo
No Reviews Yet
View more strains