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Bio Jesus

Typical effects include Happy

Typical Effects

Happy
Happy
Hungry
Hungry
Relaxed
Relaxed

Common Usage

Insomnia
Insomnia
Nausea
Nausea
Depressed
Depressed

About Bio Jesus

Bio Jesus is an evenly balanced hybrid strain that hails from the Diesel family, though its exact genetics are subject to a lot of speculation. While its appearance is similar to fan favorite Gumbo, its aromas closely resemble that of Bio-Diesel, its more widely known half-brother. Denver Relief Farms was the first to breed this lovely strain but has since passed on the honor to Remedy.

This holy strain boasts an insane average THC level of 28% or more. Some tests have bottomed out at 25% which is still astronomical. This guarantees users a solid, heady high that will have you relaxed, bordering feeling out of it. These light green, sharply scented buds are covered in furry orange hairs and crystallized trichomes, and give off a strong piney flavor and intense diesel flavors. Even with a vaporizer, some say the flavors are too sharp and somewhat unpleasant.

As with many Diesel bred offspring, the high can be a little bit overwhelming for new or novice users. While it is cerebral in nature, it quickly becomes body numbing and tingly, leaving users ready for sleep only a short time into the high. For those with a higher tolerance, you can still expect a pretty strong couch lock and dumbfounded feeling in the mind. This strain has a tendency to become introspective pretty quickly, so if you have a lot on your mind, now's the time to think it out.

The medical community loves this strain for its ability to stave off the pain, muscle spasms, cramps, insomnia, and other ailments that respond well to sedatives. Additionally, it is great for those who suffer from mental illness or mood disorders such as depression, stress, bipolar, PTSD, and anxiety. Some users say that the strength of this strain becomes overwhelming and therefore agitating previously existing symptoms, so be cautious and exercise your limits. This strain is also ideal for making butter, tinctures, and oils.

Growing Bio Jesus is an intermediate to advanced endeavor, so be sure you’ve had a few plants under your belt before attempting this one. Because of this you want to keep all of your conditions as ideal as possible, as she is susceptible to heat damage and some fungi. The flowering time on this plant is between 8 to 10 weeks and will give an average to above average yield depending on indoor or outdoor cultivation. For outdoor growers, expect a late September to early October harvest.

Bio Jesus is best enjoyed at night with a vaporizer as even the most seasoned lungs have a tendency to choke on its harsh smoke. After a long day of work, who doesn't love a little night bake to wind them down and get them ready for a full night of sleep? If you can get your hands on this increasingly rare bud, it will do exactly that for you.


Common Usage

Insomnia6/10

Nausea4/10

Depressed2/10

Pain10/10

Typical Effects

Happy6/10

Hungry4/10

Relaxed10/10

Sleepy2/10

Euphoric8/10

THC Content

Highest Test30%

Strain Average27.5%

Hybrid Average13%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


Recent Customer Reviews

Burninate Dabs

•Strain: Bio-Jesus 3.5g •Brand: Cresco •Type: Flower, indica •THCA: 28.04% •THC: 0.26% •THC after decarb: 24.85% •Lineage: Gumbo & BioDiesel •Aroma: Earthy, funky •Taste: Earthy, skunky •Looks: Beautiful trichs,ight colored green, orange hairs •Effects: Relaxed, sleepy, happy, hungry, silly •Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-0.62%, B-Carophyllene0.16%, Linalool-0.08% •Other Cannabinoids: CBG-0.20% •Total Cannabinoids: 28.49% •Ranking: 9/10 Gotta love Bio-Jesus, it was new to me I hadn't had it before being a PAMMJ patient. I often complain how there are rarely any new strains for me to try, but I fell in love with this one a year ago when it was first released. The effects are exactly what I want for early evening, relaxing yet not totally sedating that'd you'd be asleep after a few hits. It's a warm calming sensation that started in my feet and worked it's way up to my head. It was like instant relaxation, I'm actually going through some extreme grief over the loss of my best friend of 25 years and this strain is making me cope with it rather than being an emotional wreck. Look to BioJesus if you need strong pain relief as well as nausea. It works pretty well on my scoliosis pain, last night one of the muscles in my back was SO overworked it was just burning so badly. With this scoliosis the muscle that's burning is doing the work of two muscles, it's twin muscle on the other side of my back is too weak. So that one muscle in my back, a muscle that helps you stand and support your back, always has to do the work of 2 so it's constantly burning feeling overworked. BioJesus made that muscle finally relax brining my pain down a few notches.

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