Turtle Pie

About Turtle Pie


The evenly balanced hybrid known as Turtle Pie is delicious, long-lasting, and powerful. The 30% THC and ensuing munchies are worthy of a city-destroying monster (call it “Gamera Pie”). The problem is that Emerald City Remedies doesn’t ship Turtle Pie or even accept local deliveries. So this pickup-only strain in Bakersfield, California may not be the most well-known cannabis out there. But that can’t stop it from being delicious.

Turtle Pie contains the flavor appeal of those crunchy caramel turtles. The strain exudes caramel sweetness and creamy nuttiness with chocolate, coffee, and vanilla undertones. Anyone adverse to fruity, skunky, or earthy strains might want to give Turtle Pie a try. The high creeps in slowly and lasts forever, to the point where users don’t remember if they’re high, if they’ve come down, or if this is just how they feel all the time now.

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After a few minutes have gone by, your brain will begin to rattle with Turtle Pie – the first effect is stimulating, like a tingling, almost energizing mental lift. You’ll feel happy, your negative thoughts will disappear, and you’ll begin to feel grounded. If you have a Type A, always working, always racing personality, Turtle Pie is a good eye-opener and an even better brain-closer.

Typical Effects

Happy
Happy
Relaxed
Relaxed
Hungry
Hungry

Common Usage

Depressed
Depressed
Anxiety
Anxiety
Migraines
Migraines

As you begin to feel lifted, at ease, totally relaxed, you’ll be able to better comprehend the strain’s amazing flavor, which is confectionary, rich with dessert tones that range from mocha coffee, chocolate, and sweet vanilla, to creamy caramel and nuts. Its THC levels reach as high as 30% to entice users to Bakersfield to get their hands on some.

THC Content

HIGHEST TEST

30%

STRAIN AVERAGE

29%

HYBRID AVERAGE

12.5%

WIKILEAF AVERAGE

18%

WIKILEAF HIGHEST

35%

Its best effects involve its ability to fight stress and anxiety, depression, and mood swings. But Turtle Pie can also make a stubborn headache or migraine evaporate in an explosion of creamy flavors. This makes it a great strain for the late afternoon or evening on an off-day, though the strain may be too uplifting to use at night. Insomniacs will need to look elsewhere to find rest.

For those who want to level out a mood swing or fight anxiety with tingling turtle powers, Turtle Pie is a great fit. Though the THC levels are through the roof, you’ll be relaxed on the couch, stimulated in your head, and totally relieved in your body. The buzz takes a while to build up, but Turtle Pie, despite moving slowly, wins the race in the end.

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