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Critical Haze

Star
Star
Star
Star
Star
(1
Review)

Typical Effects

Euphoric
Euphoric
Sleepy
Sleepy
Relaxed
Relaxed

Common Usage

A Loss of Appetite
A Loss of Appetite
Depressed
Depressed
Migraines
Migraines

About Critical Haze

Born of Critical Mass and Afghan Haze, Critical Haze brings together an extremely potent body high and a euphoric dazed feeling for the ultimate lazy Sunday smokefest. A word of caution to inexperienced users - the breeders at Mr. Nice Seed say this buzz is not for the faint of heart.

With THC levels soaring over 21% it’s no wonder critical haze is recommended for the well-weathered user. These alien-like nugs have a creeping effect that can jump out at you at any moment, sweeping you into a couch locked high. The citrus, spicy flavors keep the taste buds happy while the earthy, pungent aromas handed down from its parents linger in the nose.

For a bud this powerful, you can expect to be almost completely sedated for a good part of your day. If you have a nice chunk of time to chill out, turn on a movie you’ve been meaning to watch or catch up on some long neglected episodes of your favorite show. Wind down with this monstrous hybrid after a long day or gather some of your favorite afternoon snacks and hunker down on the couch. Throughout your high you’ll get sudden bursts of creativity, but the overwhelming laziness of this strain will often wash that away before you’ve had a chance to move. Just sit back and enjoy, since that’s what this bud was made for.

If you’ve chosen Critical Haze to aid you through some of the more challenging ailments, this strain is great for chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia due to its sedative properties. Feel your worries wash away as the tingles kick in and laugh lines replace the ridges of concern around your eyes. Many users delight in this strain and enjoy it as a break from muscle soreness and achy bones. For novice users, this bud is not recommended and should be used with caution if you so choose.

Growing Critical Haze is not recommended indoors for anyone who may need to be discrete as her pungent aromas tend to seep out of the cracks. At an average flowering time of 7 to 9 weeks and a moderate to difficult growing challenge, beginners may have a hard time keeping this plant flourishing. She’ll do fine inside or out, but intermediate to advanced experience levels are recommended.

There’s a time and place for everything and Critical Haze is no different. If you’ve got the time and place to let your mind wander to oblivion and your body to melt into the abyss, this is exactly the strain you’d want to take you there. Keep the potato chips handy and drift away.


Common Usage

A Loss of Appetite2/10

Depressed8/10

Migraines6/10

Insomnia4/10

Typical Effects

Euphoric6/10

Sleepy4/10

Relaxed10/10

Creative2/10

Energetic8/10

THC Content

Highest Test21%

Strain Average21%

Hybrid Average13%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


Recent Customer Reviews

J Man

Very good wake and bake and also lovely taste with coffee. So I smoke it at night as well.. During the day is not the best idea for this strain as it is a little strong for normal day activities. Use wisely and in small manageable doses.

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