12 Cyber Monday Gifts for Cannabis Lovers Under $25

Here are some good cyber Monday stoner gifts

The holidays are quickly approaching which means it’s time to start figuring out how to get your family and friends thoughtful gifts without breaking the budget. Luckily, there are lots of trendy and fun options perfect for those in your cannabis-loving circle. These twelve Cyber Monday gifts—all $25 or less—are bound to get your best buds’ spirits sky high.

12 Cannabis Gifts for Cyber Monday

Color Me Stoned: a cannabis coloring book for adults, $10.95   

While working on a potential film project about cannabis in Mendocino, CA, Donna LoCicero, author of this coloring book, decided to put crayons to work while brainstorming ideas for the film.  Once it was time to start filming, Donna had realized something. Cannabis and coloring “go together like mac and cheese.”  She pitched the idea of creating a cannabis inspired coloring book to her artistic brother, Dave, who was suffering from short term memory loss after surviving a head-on collision by a truck. An artist herself, Donna created a spread of Acapulco Gold to show Dave what she meant. He wasn’t ready to pursue the project, but Donna couldn’t stop. Before she knew it, she had created a coloring book featuring 26 strains in alphabetical order, each paired with a short profile. The coloring book is a great gift for the acclimated and novice cannabis user who knows how to slay with a crayon. You can find “Color Me Stoned” on Amazon.

Sweet Mary Jane: 75 Delicious Cannabis-Infused High-End Desserts, $25

Karin Lazarus, owner of the Sweet Mary Jane bakery in Colorado, knows that good cannabis deserves good food. With recipes like Sweet Temptation Mango Sorbet and Chocolate Almond Delights, this book sends the delectable message that brownies are not the only way to enjoy a cannabis-infused treat. On top of being delicious, Lazarus’ dishes are health conscious, calling for wholesome ingredients the snobbiest millennial foodies can feel good about eating. You can order “Sweet Mary Jane: 75 Delicious Cannabis-Infused High-End Desserts” here.

Weed Leaf Socks, $13.99

Funky colored socks are all the rage these days, and funky colored socks with bright cannabis leaf prints are even better. You can get five pairs of these colorful, warm socks for only $13.99 here.  You don’t get to pick the colors—they are randomly assorted, but that just makes it more fun. This makes a great gift for your eccentric stoner friend who isn’t ashamed to wear their cannabis love loud and proud.

Good People Smoke Weed T-Shirt, $12.75

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has a vendetta against the devil’s lettuce and the horrible people who consume it. At a drug hearing in April 2016, Black Friday Gifts for Cannabis LoversSessions made the sweeping statement that political leaders should communicate to their constituents that cannabis “is dangerous, you cannot play with it, it is not funny, it’s not something to laugh about… and to send that message with clarity that good people don’t smoke marijuana.“ This satirical shirt is the perfect gift for your snarky liberal friend who cry-laugh-rages a little every night while scrolling through Trump’s twitter feed. #WeAreSnowFlakes #andWinterIsComing

Hemp Soap on a Rope, $6

This product from the Body Shop is one of those gifts that you should get everyone, including your super prohibitionist uncle (his reaction upon opening it will make it worth it). It is exactly what it is called: a green bar of soap shaped like a cannabis leaf, hanging from a rope. The soap is enriched with French hemp, giving it a moisturizing effect even on super dry skin. The rope is there for your hanging convenience—it keeps the soap and your shower shelves clean. No, it won’t get you high, so you can tell your uncle to relax.

KushKards, $5.99

Everyone knows what a stoner really wants—weed. To keep that gift festive, give them a pre-rolled joint packaged in a KushKard, a clever and creative greeting card with a placeholder for that very special gift. Whether you want your loved one to “eat, smoke, and be thankful,” “light up your holidays” or celebrate Hanukkah with a little “Chronika,” they will expect cards from you every year after this with high expectations.

Act Natural Ashtray, $12

This ceramic ash tray by Urban Outfitters would make a comical gift for that one friend who is always paranoid that “everyone knows.” It will also serve as a much-needed reminder when they start freaking out… again.  Get it here.

Not Pot Pouch, $16.50

If it says it, it must be true, right? This hand-made canvas stash bag is both hilarious and practical. Give it to your stoner friend who could not care less what haters think about her lifestyle choices. Get it on Etsy.

THC Molecule Necklace, $15

You say cannabis, she says delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.  And you thought you were being clever.  This handmade, plated brass necklace features the molecular shape of the beloved cannabinoid responsible for cannabis’ psychoactive effects.  It comes in three shades: silver, gold, and rose gold.  Give this necklace to the friend whose relationship with cannabis is all about the chemistry.  You can get it here.

Best Bud Cuff, $15

Black Friday Gifts for Cannabis LoversBecause you only smoke the best bud with your best buds. This is the gift to give to your entire cannabis crew. You’ve puff, puff, passed more times than you can count, so it’s time to solidify the relationship, and these bracelets make the message loud and clear.  You can get these handmade, aluminum bracelet cuffs here.

Stoner Mug, $11.95

This mug is for the friend who is never as think as we stoned he is—you know, that one friend who walks into a room smelling like a skunk, eyes bloodshot, and making sense only he understands, but is shocked that you can tell he’s blazed.  Give it to him with a card that says, “Yes you are.”   You can get this colorful, silly mug here.

Formula 420, $16.94

Pipes can get really gross, and while some are okay with that for a while, some cannabis lovers won’t tolerate it. This is the perfect gift for the friend whose smoking technology is more than just a tool—it’s an expensive, complex piece of art.  Formula 420 is a chemical-free cleaning solution for pyrex, glass, metal, and ceramic pipes. Get this three pack for the clean-freak stoner here.

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