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About Yoda's Brain
Have you ever thought about how confusing it must be to live inside of Yoda’s brain? We guarantee that experiencing the strain by the same name will be far more relaxing than having to say all of your sentences out of order. Mystery breeders won’t tell us where this strain came from though, so best guesses include a cross between Hindu Kush and Skywalker while others believe she hails from the OG Kush family.
A consistent high awaits you with an average of 21% THC in this indica-dominant bud. Nugs are compact with a deep forest green shade and boast shockingly bright orange hairs and small amber crystals. Anyone who loves rich and savory strains will surely gravitate toward Yoda’s Brain, as sweet and spicy earth, herbs, and a hint of flowers will envelop all of your senses. Many describe it as mouth-watering and place it in one of their top spots of all-time favorites.
Interestingly enough, Yoda’s Brain begins with a super strong sativa-like rush of energy that gets your mind going and your spirit motivated. You’ll want to finish any household chores that have been left from previous days, but keep in mind that this sensation is quite short-lived. As your high continues, you’ll become quite relaxed and feel a sense of weighted calmness that wraps around you like a blanket. This can lead users to extreme couch lock and often results in waking up the next morning wondering what the hell happened.
Yoda’s Brain is often a prime choice for medical marijuana users as she’s so relaxing and can help to wash away nearly any ailment you’re struggling with. Stress and depression go out the window, physical pain of all kinds is soothed, and let’s not forget about our ever-present friend insomnia - you’ll sleep like a baby after a few tokes. Those who experience frequent nausea have also found success with Yoda’s Brain, solidifying her position as a well-rounded strain.
Here’s the rub (there’s always one isn’t there?) - this strain is very very rare, and with no real parents to speak of, acquiring her for your home garden isn’t likely. Sometimes lucky users end up with a seed mixed in with their flower purchase, so if that ends up being the case, you’ll certainly want to consult an experienced cultivator before simply planting it and hoping for the best.
Available sporadically in dispensaries across the US, Yoda’s Brain is one of those elusive strains that may forever be on your bucket list. If you do happen to find some, give her a try and see for yourself just how much she improves your evening routine. Between getting a few things done and then being able to deeply relax, we’d say she’s just about perfect.