Straight A's Haze

THC
CBD
23%

Normal

1%

Very Low

70% Sativa
Afternoon
Strain Type
Consumption Time
THC
CBD
23%

Normal

1%

Very Low

Consumption Time
Afternoon

Typical Effects

Focused
Focused
Relaxed
Relaxed
Sleepy
Sleepy

Common Usage

Depressed
Depressed
A Loss of Appetite
A Loss of Appetite
Nausea
Nausea

About Straight A's Haze

Straight A’s Haze is a rare and potent strain of cannabis hailing from the Haze family tree. Grown by Cereal Killer Genetics, and specifically, Shaman Stinky Steve, developed Straight A’s Haze as an uplifting, Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. If you’re looking to fill your day by completing chores around the house, Straight A’s Haze is the perfect strain for you. In fact, it’s been nicknamed “Clean the Garage Haze” by the grower, as Steve noted that the high it delivered helped him manage chores, class work, and losing weight.

In order to develop the strain, Shaman Stinky Steve modified an already existing strain, Delahaze. It is unknown which other parent was used to develop the strain, but it doesn’t really matter, as Straight A’s Haze fully embraces all of its Haze lineage. In fact, many smokers that love Haze phenotypes have referred to Straight A’s Haze as a perfect, super-charged Haze phenotype.

Straight A’s Haze has a an average THC count of 20%. Don’t let this number fool you, it is not a strain for beginners. Although the numbers seem low for such a potent and specialized strain, Straight A’s Haze creates a seriously motivating high. It begins with a rush of euphoria that bursts into your mental, causing you to become incredibly energized and motivated. Surely whichever task you become focused on next will not only be finished but finished with intense diligence.

Unlike most other strains of cannabis, the high on Straight A’s Haze seems to never peak. You’ll feel engaged and focused for hours while you tackle tasks you had been putting off for days or weeks. It’s potent THC count and strong high make it perfect for not only work around the house but also for treating certain medical conditions. The uplifting and energetic high is perfect for combatting stress and depression and is great medicine for those that suffer from ADD/ADHD. Those of us with these conditions tend to have a hard time getting motivated or being able to focus on the task at hand, something Straight A’s Haze is perfect for.

The bud itself is noted as being incredibly stinky and pungent which is only amplified when burned. Straight A’s Haze is not a discrete strain. Shaman Stinky Steve notes that it was bred for its sweet, earthy flavor with hints of citrus and spice. The nugs themselves typically grow tight and compact. They’re a bright neon green, covered in both hairy orange pistils and layer of off-white milky trichomes.

Because Straight A’s Haze is a rare strain, those of us unable to regularly purchase it will treat it as a secret treasure. Locked away from the everyday strains, this strain is to be treated as a last-resort for finally getting around to doing everything you’ve been putting off. For those that chronically struggle with appetite loss, motivation, and attention deficit, Straight A’s Haze will become a favorite.


Common Usage

Depressed10/10

A Loss of Appetite2/10

Nausea4/10

Stress8/10

ADHD Symptoms6/10

Typical Effects

Focused6/10

Relaxed4/10

Sleepy2/10

Energetic8/10

Euphoric10/10

THC Content

Highest Test23%

Strain Average19%

Sativa Average13.5%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


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