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River Song

Typical effects include Happy

Typical Effects

Happy
Happy
Energetic
Energetic
Euphoric
Euphoric

Common Usage

Depressed
Depressed
Stress
Stress
Pain
Pain

About River Song

Geek Farms out of Oregon has a reputation for creating some fantastic strains, and River Song is certainly no exception. This slightly indica-dominant bud was developed by crossing their own proprietary bud Blue J with Dr. Who. Not only is this strain enjoyable to consume by both recreational and medical users, but she’s also a popular gal, making her easy to find at your local shop.

River Song can be rather strong depending on what you end up with, as her THC potency can reach up to 25%. Nugs are fluffy and dark green with slight blue undertones and are accented with gorgeous white trichomes that take on an aqua hue in certain lighting. Both flavors and aromas are earthy and dank, yet this heavy profile is offset with berries and light spices.

If you don’t mind feeling totally out of it while you’re high, then River Song is an ideal bud for you. Above all else, her effects are described as hazy and calming, yet also infuse a sense of joy into your mental space. Some do find a bit of energy within her nugs, but overall you’ll want nothing more than to curl up on the couch and enjoy the bodily tingles that envelop you. Many also note that they are highly aroused during this experience, so having a loved one join you might be a really good idea.

Sometimes at the end of a long day, don’t you wish you could press “erase” and simply wipe the events from your mind? In a way, River Song allows you to do just that with such a cloudy high that issues of depression, stress, or general worry won’t be able to fight their way to the forefront. Bodily ailments are also helped quite a bit here, so if you struggle with pain, nausea, or even a lack of appetite, River Song has your back.

As time goes on, it seems that growers are becoming more and more secretive with their cultivation methods - after all, with the market as competitive as it is, we’re not surprised. To that end, finding River Song seeds out in the world is likely not an option. Those who live in the Pacific NW will probably be able to purchase this strain at their local shop with ease, but that’s about it when it comes to having this bud at home.

Try River Song the next time you want to zone out for a while and perhaps have some fun with a special friend. Her interesting bouquet of flavors and enticing relaxing effects are no match for other hybrids out there. Put on some Netflix, grab a snack, and get ready to chill.


Common Usage

Depressed10/10

Stress8/10

Pain6/10

Nausea4/10

A Loss of Appetite2/10

Typical Effects

Happy6/10

Energetic4/10

Euphoric2/10

THC Content

Highest Test25%

Strain Average20%

Indica Average12.5%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


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