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Typical Effects

Relaxed
Relaxed
Happy
Happy
Creative
Creative

Common Usage

Women's Health
Women's Health
Depressed
Depressed
Migraines
Migraines

About MILF

Have you ever come across some incredibly attractive weed? So attractive, in fact, you’d term it as “Marijuana I’d Like to Flower?” If so, perhaps it was MILF. This strain is bred in Southern California by Mother Chucker’s Seeds and crosses White Widow with Trainwreck to bring a ton of THC and energy to your life. Is this the same strain that was sold in secret so many years ago on a Showtime series? The world may never know.

MILF brings it when it comes to THC, and with strong parents in their own right, a 20% average doesn’t seem like anything out of the ordinary. Buds of this strain are bright green with intense leaves and a sticky coating of beautiful resin. Wood and earth will fill your nose as you smoke, and while a touch of sweetness becomes apparent during your session, it’s still a pretty savory experience as a whole.

Use caution with MILF, as the amount you indulge in will directly relate to your high. Too much equates to a couch locked experience that makes your head pound, while just the right amount will leave you feeling uplifted, happy, and full of giggly energy. Get more done, chat it up with strangers, and feel like you can finally break out of your introverted shell on this strain. Your comedown could include some body heavy moments, but as long as you’ve kept your dose in check, you shouldn’t be too hindered.

Great for a range of medical ailments, MILF is a nice way to escape from the worldly worries that bring on major amounts of stress or depression. Let your mood be as bright as the Southern California sun and forget about your worries, at least for a little while. General pain including cramps or headaches can also be aided, although too much of this strain will make the latter worse before it gets better.

For those who want to try their hand at growing this beautiful strain, you’re in luck as she’s fairly easy to tame. MILF can thrive inside or outdoors, but keep in mind that plants can reach over 7 feet tall, so if you have limited space it may not be the ideal choice. After a 10 to 12 week flowering period, yields will be abundant and may leave you wondering why you try to grow anything else.

Guaranteed to give you a good time, MILF brings a well-rounded set of effects with a strong but fairly enjoyable flavor. Whether you’re a home grower who’s looking for your next shining star or you prefer to pick up your flower from a local dispensary, MILF is easy to find. Try her the next time you want to have an awesome day and don’t giggle too much over the name.


Common Usage

Women's Health8/10

Depressed6/10

Migraines4/10

Stress10/10

Arthritis2/10

Typical Effects

Relaxed4/10

Happy10/10

Creative2/10

Euphoric8/10

Energetic6/10

THC Content

Highest Test20%

Strain Average20%

Sativa Average13.5%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


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