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About Mean Misty
Urban dictionary refers to a “Misty” as that ride or die chick you always want by your side. A rebel, but a loyal friend. A fighter, but a lover above all else. That’s a fair assessment of this gal, that evenly balanced lady that doesn’t quit. Even though she’s called Mean Misty, she doesn’t seem that mean at all. This lovely cross between Secret Recipe and Blue Dream gives these unknown breeders a leg up over the competition, and with her smooth smoke-ability and tantalizing flavors, she comes with her own adoring fan base.
Though there are some hints of earthiness and pungency in her aroma, the flavors are all fruits and berries when it hits your tongue. This lingering sweetness gives Mean Misty’s bright green and white nugs an almost grape-like appearance. With THC levels scoring right at 20% on the top end and at a low of 18%, these pale tinted buds offer a one-two punch kind of high.
After the first hit, you’ll feel a flood of a cerebral headiness. This makes way for energetic bursts that encourage good moods and conversation. The initial rush is short-lived, however, and is quickly replaced with the desire to relax your body and mind. This uplift in mood gives way for all the creative juices to flow, so grab your sketchbook and get going. If you are susceptible to surges in your libido, this would be the phase to take advantage of feeling aroused and social.
Medically speaking, Mean Misty is an ideal treatment for any ailment where sativas are beneficial. Because of these properties, it is used for mood disorders such as stress, depression, and mild cases of PTSD. Low libido and fatigue can also benefit from the energetic properties of this strain. If you are a first-time smoker, it’s suggested that you take this one slow as it tends to be on the more potent side. Novice users are urged to proceed with extreme caution as she is fast acting and can get away from you quickly.
Mean Misty is a moderate to difficult plant to grow, making it perfect for that intermediate who wants to advance to the next level. This medium-sized plant is ideal in warm climates with a soil base, so indoor growers take note - this is the plant for you. Whether you want to try this one outdoors or in, you’ll find that your flowers will be ready for harvest around 8 to 10 weeks or early October. Your yield will likely come out relatively high.
One user referred to Mean Misty as “the vanilla latte of weed” that’s both warm and inviting, but packing a punch of energy that tastes like a dream. Maybe it’s the way she moves you. Maybe it’s the way she makes you feel from head to toe. Whatever it is, there’s a reason you’ll keep coming back once you’ve had a taste.