About King Cookies
King Cookies, also known colloquially as King Kong Cookies, smashes together two favorites – Gorilla Grape and Girl Scout Cookies. The result has the enticing flavor of both and inherits their sour, fruity aroma. You’ll know the strain by its potent skunk, the smell of a true gorilla rising out of the fruity underbrush. Maybe not. But either way, you’ll feel powerful on King Cookies and totally, pleasantly unfocused. In fact, like the monster sedated by the greedy colonialists, you’ll be pain-free and heavy with sleep. King Cookies allows users to escape the island of their work, chain themselves to the couch, and float to the city of sleep.
King Cookies is a delicious strain. You have to be okay with a little diesel flavor, but the fruit aroma, the taste of grapes, and the dazing hues of sweet earth should help you mask the pungent fuel taste that comes in right at the end.
Your mind will start leaving you on a King Cookies high, allowing you to experience a single moment as an enjoyable enormity – one unfocused blur of relaxing peace. It beats worrying about tomorrow’s work or today’s relationship. King Kong doesn’t deal with that crap.
Some users report pain-relieving properties from King Cookies, especially in the case of chronic conditions related to inflamed joints and muscles like arthritis and tension disorders. Becoming deeply relaxed has its own benefits in terms of pain conditions too, including the ability to sleep, which all doctors know is the best remedy for pain in the first place.
These effects probably come from beta-caryophyllene, the dominant terpene in King Cookies. It’s known to have anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties, reducing pain, anxiety, cholesterol, and even seizures. A drag of King Cookies won’t be enough to cure osteoporosis, but it may still have latent beneficial effects for those that suffer with related conditions. And since anxiety makes everything worse, including pain conditions, it definitely couldn’t hurt to ape around in the evening.
Not everyone likes the dazed, hazy state of being punched out by the big gorilla himself, but King Cookies can pack a wallop with a high THC range of 28%. You’d be forgiven for plummeting into sleep onto this high, after snacking and relaxing for a while. We recommend fist-bumping King Kong in the evening, when you’re settling in with snacks and cushions and ready for the force of the bump to knock out your brain.
If you suffer from nausea, fatigue, pain, and a loss of appetite, King Cookies is an enticing way to get things moving again.