Gorilla Zkittlez is slightly Indica-dominant, packed with euphoria and happy relaxation for those that want to replace their work week stress with a case of the giggles. The smell is heavenly, like a mix of spicy artisan chocolate, herbs, and fresh flowers. The strain’s parents, Original Glue and Zkittlez, are both famous in their own right for being strongly sedating and creativity-inducingly delicious. Gorilla Zkittlez has their effects, plus a few tricks of its own up its hairy sleeve.

Barney’s Farm brought us Gorilla Zkittlez to give users a taste of the Netherlands no matter where they are. If you treat it right, you can harvest the strain in around 60 days. The strain grows tall and colorful when trained and pruned properly and develops huge central colas. The look of the plant is dazzling – blue-purple beneath, dark olive green on the surface, plentiful clear hairs and small, shining trichomes.

GROWERS TIP: Experienced growers recommend pruning Gorilla Zkittlez to keep it lower to the ground, encouraging several primary bud sites to crop up, maximizing your yield. Since Gorilla Zkittlez is susceptible to predatory insect pests, surround it with the right companions, such as Chamomile and Sweet Basil, to foil hungry bugs.

Gorilla Zkittlez’s effects boost the user’s creativity while also setting them down into a state of sleepy sedation. You’ll be full of artistic thoughts and ready to work on stuff, but also giggly and sleepy, so we can’t promise you’ll get anything done! These long-lasting improvements to your mood can help you ward off feelings of stress, depression, and anxiety. Those who frequently feel nauseated can settle themselves with a little Gorilla Zkittlez flavor. Those who find they have trouble sleeping even after a long day can give their brains a gorilla-shaped pillow to help things along.

The flavor is enticing, with sweet, fruity notes that transition to the taste of creamy chocolate, earth, herbs, and florals. For users unused to or unfond of skunky hash flavors, Gorilla Zkittlez can ease you into the finer things when it comes to cannabis palettes. It has enough THC (22% on average) to satisfy even experienced users with long-lasting relaxing effects that trail off into sedation, if you let it.

There may not be a cure-all for every kind of stress, but Gorilla Zkittlez does its best with what Barney gave it, bringing chocolate candy and flowery spice to the concept of kicking back. If you use it, wait till the evening. This gorilla is kind but he’ll probably punch you out.