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Smokers who love to party should take note - Funfetti, should you be able to find her, is going to be your new best friend. Released in limited batches by Bay Exclusives, this slightly indica-dominant bud is a mix between Cherry Pie and a specific phenotype of Animal Cookies that’s been dubbed Secret Cookies.
Packing a punch with each puff, Funfetti comes in at a high of 27% THC. These buds look like little gifts with large deep green buds that are covered in multi-colored pistils, thick trichomes, and sweet resin. Just as you’d expect, she tastes and smells just like a cake, with notes of vanilla, butter, and a cheesy sweetness. It’s great that this bud is an evening treat only, because you may want to replace your typical dessert with this strain instead.
Initially, you might think that Funfetti is ideal for daytime, given that she’ll infuse a newfound sense of energy and joy into your mind and body. Giggles may be plentiful here, and while motivation might ebb and flow, don’t expect to get too much done in the coming hours. Before long, sedation creeps over you like a warm blanket, allowing you to be happy, sleepy, and incredibly high.
Funfetti has a serious side too apart from her joyful exterior and tends to be a top pick of medical patients who are in need of strong relief. Mental concerns including depression, anxiety, and stress are soothed and replaced with happy thoughts, and physical issues of inflammation and pain tend to be quelled toward the second part of your high. If you smoke enough of Funfetti, two things will likely happen: you’ll have a severe case of the munchies, helping out with any type of appetite issues, and you’ll become very sleepy, giving those with insomnia a much-needed break.
So far, this bud sounds pretty darn perfect between her tasty flavors and awesome effects, but of course, there’s always a catch. In this instance, Bay Exclusives made this strain incredibly rare on purpose, and obtaining seeds or clippings just won’t happen. Ultimately, the best way you can have this strain in your life is to visit Northern California and buy as much as you can at once.
Hopefully, the ganja gods will have mercy and allow the world access to this strain in the future, because Funfetti is absolutely stellar. If you’re exceptionally experienced and know your tolerance well, you could potentially let this strain work to your advantage - head out with friends to enjoy the fun side of things and make sure to hightail it home before sleepiness kicks in. Or, you could just stay home and eat cake, too.
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