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False Teeth

Typical Effects

Sleepy
Sleepy
Relaxed
Relaxed
Hungry
Hungry

Common Usage

Anxiety
Anxiety
Migraines
Migraines
Depressed
Depressed

About False Teeth

While a set of dentures are more than likely appropriate for older folks, the indica-dominant strain named False Teeth is right up the alley of anyone who’s of legal age. Crafted by Dungeons Vault Genetics, it crosses Candyland V2 with Grandpa’s Breath. When these super potent strains combine, it’s inevitable that users will be in for a good time.


Although this strain has made its way into the minds and hearts of many, there’s still a bit of the unknown surrounding it. THC levels are not super clear, however these green and purple buds have a thick layer of white trichomes that would lead users to believe they’re in for a strong treat. The strain has a sweet and fruit-like aroma to it, reminding many of fresh apricots. As you exhale, the notes turn more savory and spicy with herbal tones that balance out the overall palate.


For those who enjoy strains that impart a strong set of physical effects, False Teeth is your gal. Users instantly notice a tingling sensation in their face and neck, eventually finding that it moves its way down the rest of the body. Here’s where total elation sets in with a mental transformation that’s nothing but blissful. Relaxation becomes easy to accomplish here no matter what’s going on around you, and you might even notice a pang of hunger amidst your euphoria. Keep snacks close by before taking a long rest on the couch.


Imagine having a super stressful day and coming home to all of your worries magically washed away - that’s exactly what False Teeth is here to do. Depression and stress completely vanish once your high sets in, and issues of pain including headaches and cramps tend to dissipate as well. Given that this strain imparts the munchies in a big way, individuals who deal with nausea or a lack of appetite may turn to her for help.


Seeds of this fantastic hybrid appear to be readily available, and the strain does well in a variety of environments, making it ideal for growers everywhere. A fairly easy plant to maintain, she takes about 8 to 9 weeks to fully mature and at first glance, may seem like a disappointment. Yields are not incredibly high here, but with each nug comes an immense amount of resin that just might change your mind.


The next time you need to get away from it all, consider False Teeth as a strain that will take you on the most happy and sedated journey possible. Enjoy it with friends to truly kick back and relax, or let your high be a time of reflection that enables you to get clear on what’s important in life. Interested in growing? This strain is ideal as a first-time experiment or makes a great addition to any established garden.



Common Usage

Anxiety10/10

Migraines2/10

Depressed8/10

Nausea6/10

Pain4/10

Typical Effects

Sleepy4/10

Relaxed10/10

Hungry2/10

Euphoric8/10

Happy6/10

THC Content

Highest Test0%

Strain Average0%

Indica Average12.5%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


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