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Critical Widow

Typical effects include Euphoric

Typical Effects

Euphoric
Euphoric
Happy
Happy
Energetic
Energetic

Common Usage

Arthritis
Arthritis
Insomnia
Insomnia
Stress
Stress

About Critical Widow

In a sea of coal, it’s a magic moment to find a rare gem. Born of two celebrity strains, Critical Mass and the infamous White Widow, Critical Widow is a one of a kind, hard to find rarity that is well worth the search. Decidedly a strain you must try at least once in your life, Critical Widow is an ultra strong, slightly sativa-dominant hybrid that will damn near whisk you to another dimension.

Considering the THC levels soar at over 25% in most cases, it almost goes without saying that Critical Widow is recommended for the highly experienced smoker. These golden nuggets have a sledgehammer effect that smashes into you without any mind to your feelings. The citrus and spiced fruit flavors complement the golden hairs and bright yellow trichomes that cover each bud. The aromas are similar with bright citrus and spice accompanied by an earthy pungency.

For a bud this powerful, it is surprisingly energetic, slamming into you with a cerebral rush that has you feeling sociable, albeit a little hazy. Fits of giggles are to be expected, as are full body tingles and lots of chatting. As the high builds those impulses only get stronger, however the energy gets replaced with a full-on wind down sedation. You shouldn’t plan on doing much after you hit this point, except maybe grab a movie or some backed up episodes of your favorite show and settle in. Evening though you won’t necessarily be weighed to the couch, you might not have much motivation anymore. You might also want to stock up on snacks because the munchies will hit you hard on the comedown.

Critical Widow is ideal to aid you through some of the more challenging symptoms of chronic stress or depression, appetite loss, and chronic fatigue due to its stimulative properties. Feel your worries wash away as the giggles overtake you and your mood is immediately lifted. Lack of appetite will virtually disappear and you’ll feel the familiar twinge of hunger return. In addition to the above-mentioned ailments, chronic pain, headaches, and cramps are also benefited by Critical Widow.

Though finding the seeds might be a challenge, once you have them you’ll find that not much else is. This is an easy to start, easy to finish grow with roots that are mold and mildew resistant and flowers that just keep coming. Critical Widow has an average flowering period of 8 to 9 weeks and will grow to be quite tall if left to its own devices, so pruning is necessary. Climate control is vital to your success and these beauties should be kept warm and dry.

This monstrous hybrid is perfect after a long day, so gather some of your favorite afternoon snacks and hunker down. Throughout your high, you’ll get sudden bursts of creativity, but the overwhelming silliness of this strain may make it difficult to actually get much done.


Common Usage

Arthritis6/10

Insomnia4/10

Stress10/10

Depressed2/10

Pain8/10

Typical Effects

Euphoric6/10

Happy4/10

Energetic10/10

Sleepy2/10

Relaxed8/10

THC Content

Highest Test27%

Strain Average26%

Sativa Average13.5%

Wikileaf Average18%

Wikileaf Highest35%


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