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About Confidential Wreck
Lovingly, and probably dispassionately, nicknamed “Lohan,” Confidential Wreck is a high-flying, evenly balanced hybrid sure to get you feeling like Lindsay Lohan circa 2007. Though this bud gets its secondary moniker from the trainwreck that is a child star’s personal life, what makes it extra special is its rockstar parentage: LA Confidential and Trainwreck. With famous parents and effects that will keep you reaching for more, it’s no wonder this one was destined for the limelight.
The THC in this strain lands at a consistent and heavy 22%, ensuring a strong hitting high that is both stoney and relaxing. The flowers come out minty green with big lumpy, popcorn-like nugs covered in bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes. The aromas are pungent, filling the room upon opening your container. They are matched by skunky overtones and a rich earthiness that lingers long after the burn is gone. The flavors are fairly similar in that they are rich in skunk, though also have an aftertaste of hashy earth.
Confidential Wreck starts with a euphoric all over rush right off the bat. After the first energetic wave you’ll start to loosen up, and aches and pains will virtually melt away. The completely relaxed body sensations last for hours and leave you feeling happy and at ease. After a long stretch of stoned numbness and even waves of total introspection, you’ll find yourself overwhelmingly sleepy. Fighting this feeling proves fruitless, so your best bet is to cave and drift off into a great night of sleep.
This evenly balanced hybrid is an easy grow, so anyone looking to begin their journey into cultivation has come to the right place. It has a flowering time of 8 to 9 weeks indoors and an early October harvest outdoors. This plant flourishes best in warm climates with lots of sun and is resistant to common molds and mildews. Though it does best outdoors, it is a nice indoor plant. However, if you require discretion, you may want to invest in some smell proofing.
Be it sarcasm or accuracy, anything nicknamed after the unfortunate meltdown of a teen idol will almost certainly have you spinning. Confidential Wreck is a super hazy, introspective high that is perfect for anyone with a little bit of experience.